Archive for 31. August 2009

My new venture

In order to increase my ‘cheese fund’, I have decided to put my brothers to work.  Considering the popularity of the X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent, I would like to announce the formation of a new boy band….fronted by my brothers Anton and Otto and  Arrbee from Iowa.  I have high hopes that they  will  take the world of wiener music by storm (and rake in a few pennies for my ‘cheese fund’).  

At present Hughie is acting as voice coach and music teacher, helping Anton master the tambourine and Otto the drums.  Both will provide backing vocals for Arrbee, who is to be lead singer. He has, according to his mother Sandi,  a great line in ‘boofs’ (as opposed to ‘woofs’).  To be honest, my brothers still have a long way to go regarding their singing voices, but what they lack in tonal quality, they make up for with enthusiasm!

So far Sunny and his brother Maxy have been hired as ’security’ for the US tour , and their sister Lucy is taking charge of  publicity (hopefully - she hasn’t  agreed to that yet) and selling souvenirs and programmes at the band’s venues.  I will be, of course, acting as manager, but there are still a few vacancies, should any others wish to become part of this sensational venture.

 The ‘working name’ of the band is currently ‘the Teckels’, but if anyone can come up with a better one, please feel free to make suggestions.

 So…. all you dachsies, we are relying on all of you to make this foray into the world of pop music the success that it deserves to be.

Harry (Manager)

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