Help needed

22. August 2009 by Harry.

Hello everyone

My brothers and I Have a bit of a sticky problem, and maybe someone out there can give us some advice.  Our Mum has lost over 30lbs in weight since she started her most recent diet.  This has meant that she has eaten less of the things we love the best…. like cheese and liver sausage….so we are missing out on these delights. All we have had has been our doggy treats, and somehow they are not as nice as human food, are they?  Then we read that Kira has to lose some weight before she takes on motherhood….. and now our Mum has decided that we should help Kira by slimming down a bit ourselves. Luckily I am one of those chaps that can eat a mountain of cheese and not put on an ounce, so I won’t have to join my brother in the dachsie diet, but it looks like my treats ration is to be reduced, so as  not to be unfair to my brothers.

What is a chap to do? No cheese has been hard enough, but no treats either?  And what of poor Anton? So what if he’s a bit tubby and weighs a ton?  Winter is coming and he needs a bit of insulation, doesn’t he?  Hughie and Otto also have a bit of insulation, but nothing to worry about, so they are very upset about the reduction in chicken jerky (supplies are running low…. hint, hint) and doggy sausages.

Any advice on how we can survive this terrible treatment is most welcome. 

Harry (suffering from a severe lack of cheese)

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